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[sen_no_ongaku]

I arrived at my parents' for Thanksgiving and opened the refrigerator to find...

8 pounds of bacon.

Ahh, home.

Comments

[osirusbrisbane.livejournal.com]

I think you will appreciate this cartoon, by a friend:

http://popstarninja.livejournal.com/17829.html#cutid1

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

Home is where the smoked pig is.

[2h2o.livejournal.com]

"There was an old lady who lived in a ham
She had tons of children, and made them eat jam
Without any bacon or chocolate or cheese
And worship Steve Reich on their bruised, bloody knees."

[outsidetheparty.livejournal.com]

Will you be having bacon-wrapped turkey with bacon and a side of bacon?

[sen-no-ongaku.livejournal.com]

Substitute "turkey" with "bacon" and you've got it.

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

What, no ham? Shocking.

[sal-sal.livejournal.com]

What, no turducken? Shocking.

[2h2o.livejournal.com]

The Velosos like Bac-ham-gras. (Bacon-wrapped ham stuffed with foi gras. Feel free to come up with a better name.) sen_no_ongaku rolls his in butter and salt.

[kmunson779.livejournal.com]

The wiki entry has a turducken wrapped in bacon...

[sen-no-ongaku.livejournal.com]

Great idea. I'll propose it at our next board meeting.

[heatmhub.livejournal.com]

Even though my doctor just said my cholesterol results were excellent, I think I'm closer to having a heart attack just by reading the phrase "8lbs. of bacon." Jeepers. I grew up in Spam Town USA and I never saw quite that much pork in a fridge. Only saw that much in chest freezers. Did you know you can fit an entire butchered cow or deer in a chest freezer? They won't hold moose though.