sen_no_ongaku | Battlefield Baseball

Oh, dear Lord.

Things I learned from this movie:

*Catching fly balls may cause you to explode.
*Japanese high schoolers can be as old as 40.
*Dropouts hang out right behind the high school.
*Gang leaders hate baseball.
*In their offices, high school principals keep katanas with which to break up fights.
*Fake still shots are rendered less effective if the trees in the background continue swaying.
*If the world around you becomes rose-colored, break into song.
*Emotional epiphanies are accompanied by crowds and applause.
*Mothers wield big hammers.
*Tracheotomy holes also serve as microphone output jacks.
*Zombie baseball teams are coached by Zombie Jay Leno.
*Chains, knives, and morningstars are considered regulation equipment.
*Never pick up a body on a baseball field. Especially if it's ticking.
*Always pick up a body in the afterlife. Especially if it's ticking.
*Baseball bats are also efficient poison-delivery mechanisms.
*Only one movie has permission to be narrated by a dog.