When the apocalypse comes, I want both of you on my team.

My skills?
Paintball showed me that I'm quite a good sniper.
I can make delicious and nutritious meals out of cheap, easy-to-store ingredients.
I have excellent management and planning skills, especially personnel management - our compound would divide up the work and the watches most beautifully, and everyone would get a turn and feel valued.
I also tell funny stories that keep morale up.